Wednesday, May 10, 2006
i ' M A D R i N K E R
NOTE: i'M A DRiNKER, NOT A FUCKiNG ALCOHOLiC!WE'RE CONDUCTiNG A EXPERiMENT ABOUT pH iN MY CHEM CLASS...WE USED APPLE JUiCE, ORANGE JUiCE, 7-UP, ETC. AND WE NEED TO FiGURE OUT HOW MUCH pH iS iN THE SUBSTANCE, SO i PUT SOME BLUE iNK THiNGY TO FiGURE OUT WHAT'S THE COLOR...WHiLE, OBSERViNG THE EXPERiMENT, ALL OF US WERE HELLA THRiSTY, SO WE WERE FOOLiNG AROUND[WHiCH WERE NOT ALLOWED TO FO iN THE LAB]...THE ORANGE JUiCE, LOOKS SO GOOD, AND iT REALLY LOOKS LiKE A 'SCREWDRiVER'...iF YOU GO TO CLUBS OR BARS LiKE i DO...YOU KNOW WHAT A 'SCREWDRiVER' iS..iT'S VODKA WiTH ORANGE JUiCE...i'M ONLY 19, AND iN UNiTED STATES LAW, i'M STiLL iLLEGALY DRiNKiNG ALCOHOL, NOT UNTiL i'M 21, TiLL THEN, i WiLL STiLL BORROW MARGiE;S iD EVERYTiME i GO TO THE CLUBS...
SiNCE WE'RE iN THE TOPiC OF DRiNKiNG...LAST WEEK WAS ROCHELLE'S BiRTHDAY...WE DRiNK THE EVERYDAY FOR THE WHOLE FUCKiNG WEEK!...THE FiRST 3 DAYS OF DRiNKiNG WAS OUR TYPiCAL HENNESY&COKE...SiNCE WE'RE ALL PRO'S ON HENNESY...EVERONE WAS BUZZiN, WE'RE A LiTTLE BiT WASTED, HAMMERED, AND DOiNG ALL OUR REGULAR BULLSHiT!...BUT, SiNCE WE ALL GOT POOR, WE DECiDED TO TRY THiS ONE LiQUiOR..iT'S CALLED 'KORBEL'..iT'S THE BOMB...iTS LiKE HENNESY, BUT MUCH MORE CHEAPER..iMAGiNE HENNESY COST $70 + COKE $2 + CHiPS $ 5...BUT ALL iN ALL WHEN WE DRiNK KORBEL WE GET $20 FOR EVERYTHiNG iNCLUDiNG CHiPS, SODA WiTH iN&OUT BURGER!..
i'M A DRiNKER, NOT AN ALCOHOLiC!
LOVE.PEACE&HAPPiNESS
itsjusthance wrote on 12:55 PM.
